Falcon!Cap: *accidentally dings Cap’s shield*
Bucky: *loads rifle*
And lol, given that Bucky has been off being a shit friend at best when Steve needs him most, he best sit his ass down.
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
- Discovery: Huh, what a cute little Japanese show. Looks interesting, maybe I'll take a look lol
- Stage 1 weeaboo: GUYS ANIME AND JAPAN ARE SO KAWAII DESU~~~~!!!1 >//w//< Nya I wanna live in Japan it's the best country in the world!! 日本はすごいですね～～！！ｗｗ
- Realization: Oh no someone murder my past self I like anime but that was awful
- Avoidance: Wow, anime is so overrated. Stop acting like Japan is the best country in the world and glorifying them, you weeaboo trash.
- Reemergence: I suddenly remembered the entirety of World is Mine oh no
- Stage 2 weeaboo: somEONE STOP ME BEFORE I REWATCH DEATH NOTE AND NARUTO
- Acceptance: I'm weeaboo trash ww